Danny De Vries
Essay · Jun 27, 2026

English Is the New Programming Language

by Danny de Vries

For thirty years, “make the computer do this” meant “learn to write code, or hire someone who can.” That sentence just stopped being true, and most small businesses haven’t noticed yet.

Here’s the shift in one line: you can now describe what you want in plain English and get working software back. Not a no-code maze you have to learn. Not a $40/month app that does 80% of the wrong thing. A small, specific tool that does the one boring job you actually have.

The skill that used to be scarce — turning an idea into software — is becoming something you can ask for in a sentence.

Why this matters more for a 25-person company than for Google

Big companies already have developers. The shift is incremental for them. But if you run a small business, you’ve spent years being told the thing that would save your team three hours a day was “too custom” or “not worth building.” That math just flipped. The boring, specific, you-shaped problem — the one no SaaS company will ever build for — is now the easiest kind of thing to make.

The catch nobody says out loud

You still don’t want to spend your evenings learning prompts. You want the result. So the real bottleneck isn’t “can it be built” — it’s “who hands you the finished thing and tells you, plainly, what it touches and where your data goes.”

That’s the whole job I’ve given myself here. I build one small tool at a time, I show you the 90-second build so you can see it’s real, and I tell you in one sentence what it does with your data. You grab it, you ship it, you get back to running your business.

What one of those tools looks like

Take the most ordinary job in a service business: an enquiry email comes in, and someone retypes it into the schedule and writes back a price. Here’s that turned into a tool — paste in the mess, get back something you can act on.

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Messy customer email
the kind your tech retypes
AI reads it once
plain-English instruction
Job + draft quote
drafts you confirm

What lands in the inbox

Hi — our AC upstairs at 14 Oak St stopped cooling yesterday. We’re around Thu/Fri, mornings best. It’s a 3-ton Carrier, ~6 yrs old. Rough cost? — Pat, 555-0148

What comes back (a draft)

CustomerPat
Phone555-0148
Address14 Oak St
ProblemUpstairs AC stopped cooling
PreferredThu/Fri mornings (confirm)

No code. You described the job in a sentence; the tool does the reading and typing every time after.

Where to start

Pick the most annoying piece of retyping in your week — the email that gets copied into your scheduler, the notes that get rewritten into a summary, the list that gets turned into the same three messages. That’s a tool. It already exists or it’s an afternoon away.

You don’t have to become a programmer. You just have to stop accepting that “too custom to build” was ever a real answer.

Try the first one →
Paste a messy customer email, get a scheduled job + a draft quote. Free, runs in your browser, nothing stored.
Keep reading Your Tech Retypes Every Customer Email — The most expensive two minutes in a service business — and the free tool that ends it. Feed AI Your Inputs, Not the Internet — The first AI win is turning your own messy inputs into clean data. Free tool: Email → Job + Quote — Paste a customer email; get a scheduled job and a draft quote back.